I know you have an ache in your bones for more Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, and Duke! Still, even if that’s a complete lie, why not come in and check them out anyway?
It’s been a month (and a little more) since I last reviewed something, so I thought it only fair that I…um…not review anything.
Now I get to put the laughter in Slaughter!
Do you like doctor things? Well you’re in luck! Lifeline comes with doctor things! They’re totally MEDICAL!
You obtain armoring of the motorcycle! Excellent review!
Don’t call it a comeback! They’ve been here for years! Um…mama said knock you out?
I really hope you didn’t army build those horrible 25th Joe troopers because: BAM.
Today on Hazardous Viper: Our man Hazard gets himself into a whole mess of trouble! How will he get himself out of this review?
Yeah, I’ll get to the Hazard Viper next! Just wanted to get this guy out of the way first!
The only man that can stalk Shadow Tracker: STALKER!