Is it because he can’t or because he won’t? Find out in this thrilling, bear-trap filled review!
Or is Destro putting everyone else on ice? Come on in to find out! I promise there won’t be any dancing. Unless you want there to be dancing…
That’s right everyone: It’s Zartan! At least, it looks like Zartan. Is it Zartan? You’re gona have to come in and find out for yourself, because we can all be sure of one thing: Even Zartan doesn’t know if he’s himself!
That’s right, after a month of neglect, Alexx crawls through a strangely towel-looking desert to bring you PoC Dusty! Join us on the absorbant sand, won’t you?
Why buy any other toys? You have SNAKE EYES.
Movie homage #2 coming up: Click for Quick Kick! Just don’t mention the Kung-Fu grip; he’s a little sour about that.
Come, bask in the awesomeness:
Hey folks: you ever wish that your action figures came with a little more…CRAZY? Well your wish has been granted! PoC Spirit is here with so much concentrated crazy, you could use it to fill twinkies! I’d call ’em crazy cakes!
How much awesome? Come find out! If he oozed any more, he’d be a T.C.R.I. canister!
Snake Eyes is back, and he’s got a coat! Not only that, but what’s that under his visor? Painted eyes? Wow! Come on in and check out Snake Eyes again. You’ll be mildly interested! Maybe!