Twitziller is taking us into the final 10 DAYS until the premiere of G.I. Joe Retaliation with today’s reason to be excited: the Cobra motorcycle! To call this thing a motorcycle is a misnomer as it appears to be “a collection of missiles that Firefly just happens to ride.” Seriously– this thing is off the…
Hey, Alexx should review some toys already! WAIT NO NOT KRE-O AWWWWWW.
Storm Shadow is so fast, he outran most of the white on his clothes! Read the review before he runs off again!
So you want some color on your Snake Eyes? Welcome to the 90’s!
Technically this is only Duke if you squint your eyes, so come on in and read about whoever this guy is!
He’s got a SWORD! Come on man! LET’S GO! (It’s Cobra Commander after all…)
Did you see a blue Trooper and want him painted black? Well you’re in luck!
Don’t I do nice things for you? Here, read about Shipwreck. Go on. SHOO.
How long has it been since you’ve had to get a figure off the roof? Parachutes are back!
Why does Cobra Commander always wear either black or blue? Is it because he is always taking a beating?