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So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Alexx » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:14 am

Welcome to Cobra's instructional video on the Cobra Flight Pod! By the end of this video you should:

- Know the dos and don'ts regarding the Cobra Flight Pod
- Know how to get in and out of the Pod
- NOT tape over the rest of this video

Okay! Now, to get started, lets introduce our Cobra Jetpack Trooper turned Flight Pod pilot: Jimmy! He's just decided to move up to the Flight Pod Corps!

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Jimmy is very proud to fight for Cobra, and knows that Cobra always stays ahead of the crowd with the latest state of the art technology. The latest! [Enter your Flight Pod now] Inside his Flight Pod, Jimmy has an advantage on the field!

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Congradulations! You're now inside a Cobra Flight Pod! [You may now test fly your Pod] Now that you've mastered the Cobra Flight Pod, pay close attention as we explain the important Dos and Don'ts involving the Pod.

DON'T GET DISCOURAGED
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It is possible that other Cobra brothers may look down upon you, as they do here to Jimmy. Jimmy was discouraged by the laughter from the HISS Tank crew. Here's what Jimmy shouldn't have done, and what can happen when you get discouraged.

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Jimmy shrugged off his duties to Cobra, and broke one of Cobra's top rules: NEVER PLACE A B.A.T. IN ANY VEHICLE. They cannot perform complex tasks, and, will destroy everything in sight or crash immediately (or both).

Remember, though, there are other ways to be discouraged. For instance: friends can offer advice. In Jimmy's case, he took it the wrong way:

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Another rule is about to be broken, all from being discouraged: NEVER DEVIATE FROM ORDERS. A jetpack is a jetpack.

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Remember: Techno Vipers are constantly repairing equipment. If they say they have nothing better to do, report them immediately.

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Jimmy has initiative, but, Cobra doesn't pay you for that. Never deviate from orders; never abuse equipment. Though Jimmy didn't die, he'll think twice before leaving a Cobra Flight Pod without it's turbines!

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Congradulations! You now have clearance to pilot the Cobra Flight Pod. Keep Jimmy and his follies in mind, and as a final reminder: Never abuse equipment. If it can be removed easily, it doesn't mean that it should be. Nor should it be used for experimental purposes.

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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby sinchicken » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:24 am

Hilarious!
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Red Sox » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:48 am

Well done! :lol:
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby General Scarlett » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:25 am

PPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^^^^ That was me spitting my coffee out all over myself!!!!!!!!!!

PRICELESS!! Way to go man!!!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Django » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:20 am

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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Drunkun Viper » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:10 pm

:lol: Hilarious! Absolutely Hilarious!
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Underbrush » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:48 pm

Alexx wrote: Cobra's top rules: NEVER PLACE A B.A.T. IN ANY VEHICLE.


At this moment I hit the floor, and finished the post five minutes later after my laughter subdued to chuckles (not the guy)
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Rockshield » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:23 am

what happened to all of the images? or where they never there?
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby General Scarlett » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:57 am

Rockshield wrote:what happened to all of the images? or where they never there?


They're still here......go out of the forum and come back in again......
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Rockshield » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:07 pm

Ah it works now!

that Sir.. was BRILLIANT!!!
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Torpedo » Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:43 am

Hahahahahahahahha!

Between this and that guy on the club website, someone's gotta get these published!
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby MaxPower » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:09 pm

That was good.
Funny. :lol:
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Dusty Ayers » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:09 am

One word - Awesome! :D
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Re: So you've decided to become a Trouble Bubble pilot!

Postby Mech-Viper » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:32 pm

instant classic :nothingtoadd
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