Serpentor's First Birthday Party. There was cake, and clowns, and toys. Later it all turned bad when Cobra Commander did his lampshade on the head in the corner but only wearing the lamp shade and his hood, which is the real reason for the Cobra Civil War.
'As Serpentor's depression spiraled out of control, the rest of the COBRA hierarchy reached out to A&E, asking them to consider filming an episode of 'Intervention' in the hopes of saving the balding emperor from yet another 'Britney' moment.......'
Duke: As you can see, the distance to travel to the wall is half what it takes to get accross the table, as you can see if we slow it down that even though it appears to be and optical illusion and Greedo in fact did not shoot first.