Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

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Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby Alexx » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:30 am

If you read these things of mine, you'd think I was happy to buy any figure in this scale and call it a day. You'd mostly be right! I'm also a big fan of resuing parts and repainting, so long as it looks like some thought was put into it. Granted, I can't say some thought wasn't put into this one, but once I got it in my hands, I can say that it just doesn't feel like the idea was gotten across very well.

The first problem, I think, is the head. The buzz cut and goggles says X-TREEM SNOWBOARDING to me, and not ninja. Right then and there, it gives me the impression that this guy says he's a ninja, but in reality, he just really loves ninjas. I mean, A LOT. My captioned photos will reflect this.

So lets get to it. First, I told ya I didn't like the look of the head with the goggles. Next, the accessories don't really try very hard to bring it home.

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I already didn't like the...whatever that lancher is...that came with Storm Shadow originally. Storm Shadow, though, is freakin' cool and can over "shadow" (yukyukyuk) the horrible thing. This guy isn't so lucky, since they decided to add an extra giant frisbee rather than another cool weapon. Thanks.

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Beyond that, though, lets take a look at the stuff that'll actually matter to you!

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Here's your basic figure, sans stuff. It's actually kinda cool like that, and adding any sort of gear will get you something neat. He's even got Cobra symbols on each shoulder:

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Adding the stuff he comes with, though, creates RoC's excuse for the Red Ninja clan.

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In this state, I just can't take him seriously. He looks like a D-Bag ninja! If they wanted to throw together a RoC Red Ninja, I wouldn't have minded the tech angle (even though Night Creepers cover that) but for some reason, this stuff together just makes him look funny and completely non-threatening.

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I can't tell ya to skip this guy, though. You can never have enough of those goggles, and the swords are good 'n standard. The base body is even pretty cool! The ninja harness was always kinda funny (somehow only Storm Shadow can pull it off) but it has plenty of good stuff on it to be cut apart and used for different things. The only mostly useless thing is the launcher and discs, but even those can be used with an imagination and some tools.

So, in the end, I guess I'm trying to say that this is great fodder! Nonetheless, I can see this guy being a bit more serious in the eyes of others. Bet you were surprised that I wasn't enamored with this one, eh? I do like my ninjas, but somehow this one just doesn't hit the same mark for me.

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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby Mysterious Stranger » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:21 pm

I wonder what he'd look like with a comic pack Firefly tac vest or the vest from the Crimson Resolute Trooper? As a base figure he looks pretty decent. As a ninja he's PHAIL.
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby Alexx » Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:24 pm

Mysterious Stranger wrote:I wonder what he'd look like with a comic pack Firefly tac vest or the vest from the Crimson Resolute Trooper? As a base figure he looks pretty decent. As a ninja he's PHAIL.


Yeah, I'm already trying all sorts of extra gear that I have lying around and each new setup is cooler than what they gave us here! If for nothing else, i'd at least get this figure 'cause he's really cool when he doesn't have any of the stuff that he comes with!
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby pbarny » Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:29 pm

I see ROC Blackout. I don't see a ninja (a plus for the figure). However, the figure just doesn't look that interesting. Black, armored. Getting stale fast (five big minuses).
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby KINGOFNOD5 » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:43 pm

I really like this guy I see him as an individual more then troop builder i see him as tech based ninja

I've got a back story for I'll post when i get it finished

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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby zedhatch » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:24 pm

I really like him, I wasn't going to grab him until I saw him in the store, I can't explain it but in person I thought he was much better looking. Kind of goofy, but cool.
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby NiteWing73 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:10 pm

His buzzcut and the top part of his head above the mask would work as Mercer. Since he has that stern look to him.
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby HooveRtron » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:26 pm

:lol: Hilarious captions, man!!

I think he will be good for piecemeal customs. The head looks really nice.
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby Jay West » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:49 pm

Either Roc Blackout or Hunter - this guy



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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby Mecheon » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:36 am

Jay West wrote:Either Roc Blackout or Hunter - this guy



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Huh. That'd actually work as a pretty nifty upgrade, given an explanation as to the Cobra logos (I dunno, maybe he's taken up infiltration in the past few years? :p )
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby SNAKE_EYES1975 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:34 pm

found this guy in the store, and I gotta say I think hes pretty sweet. Im def lookin for a new vest and experimenting, but I just love the gloss black and flat top hair cut.
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby Megaduce Flare » Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:06 pm

[s]I picked up my RFN today and I just noticed that in the packaging he has his harness on backwards. >_< Is this a fairly common occurrence or is this one of those one in a million factory errors?[/s]

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I just saw some promo pics of the RFN and it does appear that it is common for him to have his harness on the way he does.
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Re: Alexx Shorts: Red Fang Ninja

Postby Alexx » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:43 pm

jacobSander wrote:Its a cool comical strip there Alexx. ROFL..
I've enjoyed reading it while I'm medicating.

That could mean a number of things my friend, and I hope it means that the colors are particularly loud today. Enjoy medicated humor!
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