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what are your top ten moments in TV/ Cartoons/ Movies, they ones that keep you laughing, the ones that made you fall out of your seat.....?

mine, in no particular order:

1) Pinky & the Brain:

whenever The Brain says "Are you pondering what I'm Pondering, Pinky"? Pinky's answers would just get stupider and stupider! My Favorite one:

"Are you pondering What I'm Pondering , Pinky?"
"I think so, Brain, But, if Jimmy cracks corn, and Nobody cares, Why does he keep doing it?"

2) FAMILY GUY:

every episode keep me laughing,.. but my favorite scene is still in the first episode, when Lois is sentenced to jail, .and everyone is saying "oh No!' then all of a sudden, Kool Aid Man comes through the wall, yelling "OH YEAH!"

3) The Oprea Singer & The Magitian:

Does anyone remember the cartoon where theres an dog opera singer, trying to sing, and the Maestro (who is a magitian in disguise) keeps screwing with him? Kept changing him into different things,.... It was hilarious!!!!!

Unfortunetly, I think it was blacklisted due to all the unpolitically correct racial humor.

4) Earthworm Jim:

No particual episode, the whole damned show was hilarious!!! WHEN IS COMMING OUT ON DVD!!!!!???????
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cmderinchief · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:27 pm Post subject:

So many come to mind.

Classic Homef instance: Homer empties the entire can of lighter fluid into his grill, lites a match, camera pans back to see Springfield in the distance and mushroom cloud errupts.

Classic Family Guy: When Lois reminds Peter of his swearing problem, they flash back to a courtroom with Peter taking the oath. Peter puts his hand on the bible, and is asked "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" Peter: "I do...........ya bastard."
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pbarny · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject:

Rabbit season....Duck Season....Shoot him now...no, shoot him now...No, shoot me now....No, I insist, Shoot me NOW!!!!

Daffy and Buggs and the impressionable Elmer. Now there's a classic.
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spaxtersreborn · Bullet Holder Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1457

There was an episode of the Simpsons where Side Show Bob's brother was in it. The characters were played by Kesley Grammer and David Hyde Peirce who play brothers on Fraiser. So the whole while they're playing Side Show Bob and Cecil, in your mind, you're making this Fraiser/Niles connection... So, towards the end of the episode, Lisa jumps on Cecil's back and covers his eyes and says guess who... and Cecil remarks, "Maris?"... Niles never seen exwife on Fraiser. It was so unexpected and touched on what everyone was doing in their brain already, I just lost it. It's one of the few times I think I fell off the couch laughing at a cartoon.

The Daffy Duck episode where the artist torments his life only to discover it's Bugs Bunny.

The Simpsons, where they sing that new hymn... "In the Garden of Eden"
"Hey, Marge, do you remember when we used to make out to this Hymn."

Veggie Tales... Bob the tomatoe has landed head first in snow... everyone rushes to his aid and wonders if he's ok. Then he utters this cryptic remark... "Mouse trap"... pause to make everyone wonder. "I wanted to play mouse trap... you roll your dice, you move your mice... nobody gets hurt!"
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Yoho Joe · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:31 am Post subject:

Going straight of memory here, but as I recall:

Animaniacs - Wacko eats too many Swedish Meatballs (hilarious in it's own right) then they face off against the Grim Reaper. They're taken to limbo where Dot and Yakko exchange deadpan almost in a trance : "Is this the dark nether regions of hades", "Or is this Ohio?"

Same episode, different skit they meet the devil. Wacko has a sudden lighbulb moment, grabs a snowball, races down the stairs to hell where he watches it melt - "It didn't stand a chance."

Simpsons - Episode "You only move Twice (The Scorpio episode)" First off best episode ever! So many great lines.

"Do you expect me to talk Scorpio?" "No, I expect you to die, and be a cheap funeral."

"Homer, what's your least favorite country - Italy or France?. "Uh, France." "He, He. No one ever says Italy."

"Do you have any sugar?" - Scorpio digs in pockets. "Here you go, sorry it's not in packets."

Bart in the leg-up class - "So why are you here?" "I'm from Canada. They think I'm slow, eh."

Homer tackles Bond as he escapes. "Homer, when you get home, there's gonna be another story on your house." Guards in background gun Bond down.
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spaxtersreborn · Bullet Holder Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1457

next to, "It's taste like burning" I think this may be one of my favorite Simpson lines...

Ghost-Target · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:20 am Post subject:

My favorite is the Simpsons episode, Bart vs Australia, whn Homer asks the Security Guard "Hey are you like one of those English Guards that can't smile or anything" then goes on th make faces, only to be punche din the nose." So, sir, US Marine Corps, Sir"

& when Bart notices the sign, You are entering Austrialia. Homer jumps between the border, "Australia, America, Australia, America..." He gets punched again. "In America, we don't tolerate that kind of crap"
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Yoho Joe · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:21 am Post subject:

Other all time favorite Simpsons lines:

Ralph: "I Bent my Wookie."

Wiggum: "What is it with you boys and my forbidden closet of mystery?"
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kingofpain26 · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:51 am Post subject:

OMIGOSH!!!!! HOW DID YOU FIND THAT AdrienVeidt
!!!!!!!!!?????? The best tex avery cartoons are on here. Is there a DVD of Tex Avery cartoons?

I had forgotten all about that Black Cat Cartoon!!!!
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Kodiak · Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:31 am Post subject:

I like South Park.

But just today, I laughed out loud while watching Avatar Book 2. Toph gets bonked on the head with the championship belt when Sokka passes it to her!! Laughing

Fans of Avatar know exactly the scene I'm talking about. Cool