Joe*Battlelines

Smokescreen · Last edited by Smokescreen on Tue May 29, 2007 2:29 pm; edited 1 time in total

To call either one of these contestants a 'loser' is a completely gross judge of character. Still though, here they be. Wet suit cleaned up the loser's bracket, Beachhead cleaned up the winner's bracket... SEAL vs Ranger. This is all and everything. These hardened survivors have made it to the end, and now must destroy the other to walk away with any kind of dignity. Who's got the skills, character, weaponry, cunning and determination. Don't vote for your favorite, vote for the winner. In case of a tie breaker, the one with most descriptions of the breakdown of the fight will claim victor. Will Wet Suit prove that he deserves to be recognized as one of the best? Or will Beachhead reclaim a victory after suffering a humiliating loss at the hands of Scarlett? You decide!! You have two days to vote!!!

Ooooooooooo!! Entering from the rafters, who is that?!? It's Claymore... And he looks like he's going after both contestants!! Folks, this two way fight just went to a three man brawl!! Vote for the winner now!!!

And why is Claymore dressed up like the Crow? Wink

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Lowlight · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject:

I hope Claymore is bringing more than a bat to the fight...

I'm giving this to him, though. He wants it more. Storming the already established fight to prove he didn't lose the last match gives him the drive he needs. Smile

I think Beachhead will focus on Wetsuit initially, given that he was the original opponent, and thus obviously the victor in the previous round. Big mistake as a burst from Claymore's Uzi finishes him off. Wetsuit lasts longer, but just can't get over Claymore's intimidating "Crow" makeover and ends up with a bat to the noggin.
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Yoho Joe · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:38 pm Post subject:

Yay, now I don't have to vote for stinky. Beachhead finds a nice hole to wait for the other two. Wetsuit begins to try and track down Claymore, searching high and low for the man in the leapord print camo. In the distance he sees a flash of bright yellow and closes in. He squeezes off a nice 3-burst round to mid torso. The figure drops. As Wetsuit goes in to inspect the kill, he feels something grab his ankleand down he goes, a knife between his ribs. He looks up and sees Beachead's mask looking back at him. 'Sorry kid, better luck next . . . ." 'Bam!" Beachhead falls over onto Wetsuit's body as a stark naked Claymore jumps down from a nearby tree. "You boys are way too predictable. I don't wear yellow because it's good camo, I wear it because it draws fools like you to me."
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sharkviper74 · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject:

I was gonna have Claymore's rigging to get him stuck halfway down from the rafters because I always wanted to see that happen to Sting but I'll refrain for now. Smile

On to the battle!

WetSuit knows Beachhead is in the fight. He can smell him already so he decides to find a hiding spot to wait him out. As he opens a nearby door an explosion occurs throwing him to the ground covered by the door and portions of the wall. "One down, one to go." Claymore thinks as he emerges from his hiding place and begins to track down Beachhead. Beachhead, having heard the explosion begins heading towards the sound hoping to catch someone admiring their handiwork. He catches Claymore rigging up another tripwire and drops him with a shot to the head.
"I may not have won the main fight but I win this time." He announces proudly but suddenly a chockhold is applied from behind him.
"Not so fast stinky." WetSuit says as Beachhead struggles to free himself from the ever tightening grip. "Your pal should have checked and made sure I was out of the fight. That door saved my rear." Beachhead's vision turns red then fades to black as he passout from lack of oxygen.
"Looks like I win, now I've got a date with redhead." Wetsuit states as he heads out victorious.
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General Scarlett · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject:

Now THIS is why there's a chromasome difference between men and women..........you guys just won't let the 'losers' rest in piece!!! Razz

Here's my entry........and hells yea I'm beatin' this horse with these same pics.......!!!!! Laughing

Claymore----or as I've renamed him.......S'more.....

Beachhead---------Rangers Lead the Way

Wet Suit----------Navy SEAL--------'nuff said!

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Recondo · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 7:33 pm Post subject:

Well done Jay-man.. nice fix bro. I think a 3-way bout is totally cool, as all 3 of them have earned a right to be here imo.

Ya know, I like all 3. Normally I'd pick Beach Head, but Claymore has fought just too long & hard to get to where he's at & I just wouldn't feel right not giving him my vote THIS time. At another time, I might vote Beach Head. Really, these guys are all SO close imo that it's more or less a coin flip.
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Smokescreen · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:39 pm Post subject:

Okay, because this is a tie -- AGAIN, it'll have to come down to desciptions of the fight. And, please someone confirm, I'm seeing 2 for Claymore, and 1 for Wet Suit. That right?
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Lowlight · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject:

Confirmed! Very Happy

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Smokescreen · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject:

Good enough! Then we have a final winner!!

Claymore comes from the rafters to win the loser's bracket!! Congratulations!!

I will need the addresses for the person playing Claymore and Scarlett for prize time!
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Lowlight · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:30 pm Post subject:

Holy Smokes! Yeehah! Claymore is King of the Losers! Laughing

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Recondo · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject:

Congrats man.. good pick! I found myself defending Claymore to the end. lol.. I didn't know for who.. I just knew that I liked the character. Well done!
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