Alexx Shorts: Why Not G.I. Joe Kre-O?

 

Hey, Alexx should review some toys already!  WAIT NO NOT KRE-O AWWWWWW. 

Alexx Shorts: Dollar General exclusive Storm Shadow

Storm Shadow is so fast, he outran most of the white on his clothes!  Read the review before he runs off again!

Ninja Force Storm Shadow

 

Alexx Shorts: Dollar General exclusive Snake Eyes

So you want some color on your Snake Eyes?  Welcome to the 90′s!

Alexx Shorts: Dollar General exclusive Duke

Technically this is only Duke if you squint your eyes, so come on in and read about whoever this guy is!

Alexx Shorts: Dollar General Cobra Commander

He’s got a SWORD!  Come on man!  LET’S GO!

(It’s Cobra Commander after all…)

Alexx Shorts: Dollar General exclusive Cobra Trooper

Did you see a blue Trooper and want him painted black?  Well you’re in luck!

Alexx Shorts: Dollar General exclusive Shipwreck

Don’t I do nice things for you?  Here, read about Shipwreck.  Go on.  SHOO.

Alexx Shorts: Retaliation Cobra Trooper

How long has it been since you’ve had to get a figure off the roof?  Parachutes are back!

Alexx Shorts: Retaliation Cobra Commander (with black variant)

Why does Cobra Commander always wear either black or blue?  Is it because he is always taking a beating?

Alexx Shorts: Dreadnoks 7-Pack

YEAH, who wants to come in and read about Dreadnoks?  Anyone?  Come on!